ATTENTION STUDENTS- PET ZOMBIE PRESENT
Most teachers would tell there student to refrain from entering the room if a zombie is present. However, I think we should all barge into the room at once and shower it with love and affection (and hope it doesn't eat us) until it dies. Oh wait--its already dead. Let's just love it until it un-dies (?). Yeah, let'g go with that.
Also,
No feeding, laughing at, telling jokes to, singing in front of, or swimming with the zombie.
Thank you.
Your (highly irresponsible) teacher
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